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Midlife – Slice of hell with a side of crazy  : simultaneously managing kids and parents: worrying you might become your parents: uncooperative metabolism, failing body parts, hair loss (and hair gain), brain fog, insomnia and so. much. rage.—Unbound wisdom and grace to move through the shitshow Only 6 left!

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Midlife Letterpress Card

$6.00

Look at me sending cards – it's a Christmas miracle Sold out

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Miracle Letterpress Card

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I'm hungry, let's get a mojito

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Mojito Letterpress Card

$6.00

Mom – Go–to parent: fixer, chauffer, line cook, crisis negotiator, imagination engineer, psychic, therapist, stylist, cheerleader, educator, nurse, stain slayer—the favourite

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MOM Letterpress Card

$6.00

Motherhood: Cleaning up shit, losing your shit or pretending you've got your shit together – you've got this

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Motherhood Letterpress Card

$6.00

MTWTF Letterpress Notepad On sale
Only 8 left!

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MTWTF Letterpress Notepad

$6.00 $12.00

Your farts are nasty – good thing you're hot Only 9 left!

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Nasty Letterpress Card

$6.00

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Need Letterpress Card

$6.00

Mom, I'm really glad you're normal

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Normal Letterpress Card

$6.00

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Nothing Letterpress Greeting Card

$6.00

I love that we discuss our options before agreeing with my original idea

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Options Letterpress Card

$6.00

You are the whole package, darling – only those ready for the ride of their life need apply

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Package Letterpress Card

$6.00

Til death do you party! Happy Wedding Day Sold out

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Party Letterpress Card

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This too shall fucking pass - happy birthday

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Pass Birthday Letterpress Card

$6.00

I would die for you; I would talk to you on the phone Sold out

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Phone Letterpress Card

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Tell me the song doesn’t sound like “later we’ll have some fucking pie and we’ll do some caroling” – Happy Holidays Only 6 left!

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Pie Letterpress Card

$6.00